Burger King - Fantasy Ranch (2005) 0:60 (USA)
Submitted by claymore on Tue, 02/22/2005 - 14:34.
Yes, that singin' cowbow is who you think it is.
Agency: Crispin Porter + Bogusky
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Just for the heck of it, here's the lyrics:
"When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat.
I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
There's tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
Folks don't hunt you 'cause you got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, no one tells you to behave. (Be-have)
Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves.
Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds.
You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
There's a king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch."
Not sure about the "Folks don't...***" line, anyone else care to guess?
Sounds to me like "folks don't fudge ya 'cause you got the juice."
ah! That's likely, thanks Caff.
No prob. Although I'm not sure what it means.
I saw "Folks don't hunt ya" posted on another website: HERE
Look for "Hootie and the Burger King Update".