Dogs and cats deliver your message.

Someone just sent me a smart-ass hat-wearing Boxer dog with a message - turns out you can have our furry friends deliver all sorts of messages via this site, and some of the voices even speak quite well. Try listening to my ginger-haired cat-clone and see. You can type but any words you want in their mouth - wonder who will be the first to use this to break up with someone.

Of course, It's an ad - for https://www.allaboutpets.org.uk/ which seems like a fine site but I can't find an answer to my turtle-woes. "Dear allaboutpets, my turtle gets really angry with me when I clean his shell with a toothbrush. He won't talk to me for weeks afterward. Does the toothbrush tickle?"