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Semina Gel - Now you'll fit - (2008) :30 (Brazil)

Euro RSCG Worldwide, São Paulo

Salon Selectives - Hydra (2008) :30 (USA)

Jane - Be Pure Mineral (2008) :30 (USA)

Tums QuikPak - Jetsons (2008) :30 (USA)

Edge Shave Gel - Energy (2008) :15 (USA)

I wonder if the lead gal's name is Candi...

Satinelle Ice Epilator - Karis - (2008) :60 (UK)


Ad Agency: DDB London

Sorry guys, I know we shouldn't be mocking y'all but since I can pop out a nine pound baby without pain relief and I've seen grow men cry over simple eyebrow plucking, the strategy in this ad - using a transvestite to highlight the "pain free" with this epilator - just tickles me pink. Also, Karis is hawt.

Coreana - East and West - (2008) :30 (Korea)


the infamous "Nazi ad" - background story in this post.

Aussie Bodies - Rat experiment - (2008) :30 (Australia)

Ad agency: CumminsNitro, Melbourne. Am I the only one getting a strange urge to call 118 188 now?

Dixie cups - Germs - (2008) :30 (USA)

Gee, mom, if you really care about your kids try not to add to the waste of the planet.

To get the kids ready for the shoot, Bob Ebel sent the kids home with a children’s book on germs. He wanted them to read it with their parents so that when they arrived on the set, each one would imagine him- or her-self as a bona fide germ expert.

He then turned himself into the perfect foil. Ebel had a make-up person transform him into a veritable germ factory, covering his hands and face with grime. He then sat down with each kid and shared with them his unorthodox views on germs, claiming that he rarely washed and never brushed his teeth. The kids were horrified. The cameras rolled and a spot was born.

“They thought I was a nut case,” Ebel recalls, “and they began educating me.”

Some of the spot’s most precious shots are of the kids reacting to the dirt beneath Ebel’s fingernails. And they began peppering him with facts and advice, “You should not share your germs, just share your toys,” “Germs are really little!” “They want to get inside you and bite you.” “No one likes germs on your hands, no one.”

Harley Davidson Cologne - Elevator - (2008) :30 (South Africa)


Agency: Ogilvy and Mather Johannesburg

Axe - Bullet (2008) :30 (USA)

Axe - Bullet - short (2008) :15 (USA)

Huggies - Geyser - (2008) :30 (USA)

Agency : JWT New York

That baby is ah-doh-rable, despite the fluid-pressure.

Axe - Ejects - (2008) :60 (Argentina)

Agency: VegaOlmosPonce, Buenos Aires.

Right, so we all know that Axe / Lynx attract horny females to the extent that you have to swat them off with sticks... Now apparently, they've invented an Axe that ejects any girls who don't fall in to the category of perfect, also known in the medical community as lobotomized. Any lady with keen observational skills that concludes "he can't dance" is ejected and goes fly flying away. Yeah that's not at all offensive. Perhaps the funny is lost in the translation.

Smooth-E - Real Beauty Drop / Sneeze / Cat (2008) 2:31 (Thailand)

What better way to demonstrate that real beauty comes from within, than this hidden camera game that catches young beauties being beautiful (and helpful, and nice)? Agency: JEH United, Bangkok.

U by Kotex - Pamper your best friend - (2008) :30 (Australia)


ad agency: the brand shop, Sydney

U by Kotex - Towel - (2008) :30 (Australia)

Possibly the worst "towel" pun ever.
ad agency: the brand shop, Sydney

U by Kotex - To G or not to G - (2008) :30 (Australia)

The beaver asks "To G, or not to G?"
ad agency: the brand shop, Sydney

Huggies - “Little Ducky” (2008) :30 (USA)


Ad agency: JWT New york

Aaaw, poor widdle ducky-wucky!

Dove Self Esteem Fund - 9 out of 10 / Teacher (2008) :60 (UK)

All of these girls are adorable.
Ad agency: Ogilvy, London

Aussie - Moving Day (2008) :30 (USA)

Old Spice - Jackie Moon / Caveman - (2008) :30 (USA)

Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland
Director : Tim Godsall

Old Spice - Jackie Moon / Scientist - (2008) :30 (USA)

Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland
Director : Tim Godsall

Old Spice - Jackie Moon / Metric system - (2008) :30 (USA)

Best line: "Now I'm not familiar with the metric system, or any other foreign language."
Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland
Director : Tim Godsall

Old Spice Hair & Body Wash - Right for me? - (2008) :30 (USA)

Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland
Director : Peter Darley Miller

Twin Lotus herbal toothpaste - Salt piles - (2008) :45 (Thailand)

Best line ever: I can't dance!
Agency:BBDO Bangkok

Sea-Bond Denture Adhesive - Bye Bye Ooze (2007) :30 (USA)

Sometimes you just gotta celebrate a commercial for its sheer awfulness.

Match.com - Cupid "Mix and Match" - (2008) :40 (UK)

Agency: Hanft Raboy and Partners

Match.com - Cupid "Aerobics" - (2008) :40 (UK)

Agency: Hanft Raboy and Partners

Match.com - Cupid "Skate belly" - (2008) :15 (UK)

Agency: Hanft Raboy and Partners

Stetson Cologne - Tom Brady (2007) :15 (USA)

Music: Blackfoot - Train, Train

Airborne - Running of the Kids (2007) 0:40 (USA)


Director's Cut.
Production Company: The Joneses, Santa Monica, Calif.

Airborne - That Time of Year (2007) :15 (USA)