Mastercard has decided to rebrand and are now known as "Mastercard worldwide" with a new logo, shown below. I don't know how many gradients there are in there nor why the middle circle is off-center - but the obvious connection made by Matt at a.wholelottanothing [1] made me laugh until I cried. And they thought they had image problems before.....If you don't know Goatse [2] (safe Wiki link) you will not understand.

Links:
[1] http://a.wholelottanothing.org/2006/07/speaking_of_log.html
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse
[3] http://technorati.com/tag/advertising jokes