It's settled.
Tough choice. Funny, clever and sarcastic they all had their charms. "got haiku envy?" still makes me laugh.
It's a shame I don't have ten more books or other prizes to send as I quite enjoyed all the entries. Finally I settled on the Haiku I always returned to, because it's rather true....
Clayton [1], you're getting some mail I know you'll enjoy.
----------(a)----------
foul domestic beer
skunky vile amber water
sell it with boobies
----------(b)----------
new colours old game
pink aqua or purple shell
insides taste the same
----------(c)----------
mediocre car
sadly lacking sex appeal
license a rock song
----------(d)----------
two rival colas
britney, shakira futile
coke mixes with rum
Terribly true
and waferbaby's that i kept laughing at:
my haiku kicks arse.
what are you looking at, punk?
got haiku envy?
Big thanks to everyone that took a crack at the Haiku game that cracked me up.
Links:
[1] http://commercial-archive.com/user.php%3Fop%3Duserinfo%2526amp%3Buname%3DClaymore
[2] http://technorati.com/tag/contests & games