CONTEST! Deck the malls with bras of golly!...

Bra-la-la-la-lahh La-lahh-lahh-lahhhhh.
(Link Updated) It must be Christmas shopping season in America, 'cuz Victoria's Secret just revealed its annual over-the-top publicity magnet - the $10 Million Bra and Panty. Seems like a spiffy excuse to have an AdLand contest! If you're a Regular or Super AdGrunt, continue on for the headline contest and prize description. And if you're not a member yet, sign up already!
Copywriters and/or writer wannabees, if you were hooked up with the task of writing the perfect headline and/or slogan for this bejewelled brassiere (read: one that actually had a snowball's chance of getting approved), what would it be?
To submit your best, just use the "post comment" button found down and to the right. (See? Leaving comments is easy!) If your entry is deemed best by our esteemed panel, you will receive... no, not the $10 Million Bra and Panty, but you will win a container of gen-u-ine udder cream, courtesy of AdLand's US High Plains satellite office.
Special note to the distraught and/or concerned - the photo with this post is that of a guy at Mardi Gras. Click the link above for a glimpse of the real thing - you know you want to.
More special notes. This little contest is not officially or unofficially affiliated with Victoria's Secret in any way, shape or form. Consider it "inspiration." And yes, udder cream is a very real product sold both in farm supply stores and beauty boutiques.
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The ten million dollar ruby and emerald bra..... because underwire is never comfortable anyway...
(i'm so not a writer guys.)
put the family gems in a jewelled cup.
hey bizzy... You think we set the bar low enough here so that people will want to go "bah, that's not a line This is a line.." or did we set it so low that people won't even bother trying?
hey, speak for yourself. My line was good. ;-)
I'm hoping people will try, man. Perhaps you should make the post comment button blink or something?
"His Mama Told Him He'd Put an Eye Out Playing With Those Things... He Should've Listened -- The Anti-Grope Bra."
The only way to spend $10,000,000 and not show it.
As close as you can get to rolling around in vault of jewels.
Show off your assets.
An easy way to keep your $10 million from burning a hole in your wallet.
And since it's 4am and I can't sleep, I'll throw in the cheesy one...
Be Jewelled.
;)
Is there a deadline for this? And great idea Clay!