ROCK
Submitted by nicolelcatanzaro on Wed, 04/23/2008 - 09:08.
ROCK
OK, I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play paper, rock, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the dome with my already clenched fist, and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
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wtf?
Yeah I don't know what the hell that's about nor why nicolelcatanzaro deemed it worthy of front page attention, so I've moved it to the laxer forums.
Still don't see the ad angle. Care to explain, nicolelcatanzaro?
Is it just a spam feeler?
Mystery viral perhaps?