Adland Investigates: Is there a bear penis flopping around in a Lowe's Home Improvement commercial?

It's not often that we get questions regarding ursine sexual organs here at Adland,* but one of our site's good pals was watching his large screen HDTV (show-off) when a Lowe's commercial came on featuring an ornery grizzly bear. The minute-long commercial was about 32 seconds in when he noticed "something dangling and wiggling 'down there'" on the bear.

Of course, Adland had to investigate, and what did we find? Was it indeed a wee bear penis?

Was it simply a matted clump of bear hair? Is Mrs Bear even grumpier than Mr Bear? Judge for yourself. Superadgrunts, see the full commercial here, and then, thanks to our patented AdLand Bear Penis Detector Zoom 3000, see a close-up of the scene in question here. *I know! I know! Hard to believe!