I don't know you and I'm scared - is upgrading going to keep charging my card?

To be clear: none of the upgrade options are subscriptions - like the kind that you find on porn-sites which will keep charging your card every month. Around here, upgrades run out - they warn you when it's time with a friendly email first though - and you have to come back here and upgrade again if you want to stay super. In other words you are in control, you decide for how long you want to be a super adgrunt, when you want to be a super adgrunt, and when you want to take a vacation from being a super adgrunt.

You can stay a regular adgrunt all your life, and comment and hang out and do everything but watch ads here, this is totally free and not affected by your super status at all.

For security reasons your credit card numbers are never stored here and never sent in plaintext over unsecure networks. Its just not the way to do things. Instead, our secure connection calls up the bank for us who checks the cardnumber and then the bank-server calls our server back saying yes or no to the upgrade. All that happens in milliseconds of course. We never see your number and honestly, I wouldn't want the responsibility that comes with that, which is why we pay a neat fee to other guys to deal with that for us. It's a bit like paying the mob for protection. Except there's no mob. Ok, so it's not like that at all but we do get to carry adorable signs as thanks for paying them and using their services every month. :)