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Captain Morgan, we have a problem!

I*m not super ad grunt enough to view but I can only imagine

Euro-cheeze house meets Pirates of Penzance.

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Who the fuck wants *a little captain in them?*



If that*s not the butt of several thousand bad jokes, it will be now thanks in large part to the asinine tv spot running. If you thought the print work with the red mustache appearing to graffiti editorial/other ads was lame, the tv takes it to new heights.



Basically we see normal people at the office, at a concert, etc. with one leg up a la the Captain or a yorkie badly in need of a fire hydrant.



Whoever sold this shit should be forced to walk the plank...off the planet.



DIMELO!