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Mike's Hard Lime - Tongue (2004) 0:30 (USA)

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Hey look everyone, it's a younger more strapping version of Gene Simmons.

So they managed not to make a penile reference, but slide fellatio artfully into

a malternative spot, WHAT a surprise. At least the target will love this.

I think you mean cunnilingus, note the girls reactions. Remember the old joke about the ugly smelly guy at the bar who gets all the babes? Whats his trick? Punchline "he just sits there and drinks his beer and sometimes licks his eyebrows."