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Submitted by Dabitch on Wed, 05/08/2002 - 02:28.
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It's settled.

Tough choice. Funny, clever and sarcastic they all had their charms. "got haiku envy?" still makes me laugh.
It's a shame I don't have ten more books or other prizes to send as I quite enjoyed all the entries. Finally I settled on the Haiku I always returned to, because it's rather true....

Clayton, you're getting some mail I know you'll enjoy.

----------(a)----------
foul domestic beer
skunky vile amber water
sell it with boobies
----------(b)----------
new colours old game
pink aqua or purple shell
insides taste the same
----------(c)----------
mediocre car
sadly lacking sex appeal
license a rock song
----------(d)----------
two rival colas
britney, shakira futile
coke mixes with rum

Terribly true

and waferbaby's that i kept laughing at:

my haiku kicks arse.
what are you looking at, punk?
got haiku envy?

Big thanks to everyone that took a crack at the Haiku game that cracked me up.


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Submitted by caffeinegoddess on Wed, 05/08/2002 - 02:40.

nice ones Clayton :)

Submitted by Dabitch on Thu, 05/09/2002 - 21:01.

hey hey, they were all nice ones! :))
Thats why I took me an extra two days to decide (I almost enee meene miny moe'd..). Seriously, i thought they were all quite good - I couldn't write a haiku to save my life.. being amusing *and* following haiku rules is pretty cool to me.

Submitted by EricR on Fri, 05/10/2002 - 00:56.

Tremble!
Dabitch wants my ass
too bad it can never be
adverts make me limp

****

YankTheChain is great
bow before my haiku might
make free ads for us

****

found out about it
but it was too late, oh my
i win anyway

****

I will write haiku
in exchange for free adverts
or sexual favors

****

YankTheChain Dot Com
accept no prostitutes, yo
kill the humorless

Submitted by Dabitch on Sat, 05/11/2002 - 00:49.

Eric, will you still want me, will you still chase me.. when I'm 64?
.. ;-)

Submitted by EricR on Sat, 05/11/2002 - 02:15.

Isn't it "will you still need me, will you still feed me", you foreign person you.

I always knew you were the type to make me wait. Fine, fine, but when I come out there in forty years to get you you had better be packed and ready.