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Underarmed Tactics

Submitted by claymore on Tue, 05/13/2003 - 05:59.
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After the Washington Post called Battle Mountain, Nevada the nation's armpit, Old Spice saw one helluva opportunity.

Sadly, a frustrated Pittsburgh, PA was unavailable to comment on this story.

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Submitted by tlevitz on Tue, 05/13/2003 - 15:06.

Gee, somebody obviously hasn't been to Akron, Ohio...

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Submitted by claymore on Tue, 05/13/2003 - 15:18.

Well, logic dictates that there should be more than one armpit... or...

We could always honor Akron with being the nation's crotch - then FDS or Summer's Eve could get in on the action.

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Submitted by tlevitz on Wed, 05/14/2003 - 15:17.

sigh. You'd think Pittsburgh, Cleveland, what's the difference?

If anything, the 'burgh should be doing a deal with Zoloft for the hell that is driving anywhere near or in it.