(note - this was previously under "scoop only at adland" since it was. For archive browing I've moved it to Radio spots)
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the Buds?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising suds?
Isn't there a white knight to pump this foamy keg?
Late at night I toss and turn and spill beer on my leg
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be drinkin Bud Light
- Bonnie Tyler-Anheuser-Busch, circa 1987 (more...)